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Sound Proof that Panini National Treasures Remains the Hardest-Rocking Product Ever

April 12, 2011

Heavy-metal maestro Marcus Henderson has opened countless packs of trading cards in his 38 years on this planet. As of early March, though, he’d never once cracked the seal on a sexily-scented wooden box of Panini National Treasures.

Naturally, I thought of Henderson almost immediately when The Knight’s Lance reader Amarin Cogburn first shared his gift of transforming empty National Treasures boxes into guitar amplifiers.

Henderson, you see, happens to be a thriller of a thrasher on just about anything with six strings. As one of the lead musicians for the pioneering Guitar Hero videogame franchise, Henderson has earned a sweetly-strummed reputation as one of the preeminent metal guitarists in the world, a status no doubt accentuated by his riff-roaring exploits for rock bands such as Drist and Hellbillys.

Make no mistake about it: The hard-rocking California kid-at-heart also happens to be a hardcore collector, too; a lanky, long-haired legend who’s as comfortable ripping wax as he is shredding his own signature-model Epiphone Apparition guitar.

So given the organic convergence of cool that took place between Henderson’s music, Cogburn’s music box and Panini America’s National Treasures trademark packaging, it seemed borderline criminal not to do something cool with it.

So here’s what we did:

  • We sent Cogburn a fresh box of 2009 National Treasures Football and told him he could keep the contents – if he’d convert the box itself into an amplifier. He graciously obliged.
  • We then reached out to Henderson and told him we’d grant one of his longstanding hobby wishes by sending him an unopened box of 2010 National Treasures Football – if he’d be so kind as to record a little ditty using Cogburn’s amp. He graciously obliged. (What’s more, Henderson also recorded a can’t-miss episode of Panini Unwrapped with his box of National Treasures that we’ll share with you tomorrow.)   

Henderson’s song choice? Fittingly, the National Anthem. The resulting riff, which you’ll enjoy in the video that follows, is pure Hendrixian brilliance and nothing less than the sweetest music ever heard coming from a box of football cards.

“The National Anthem was played in one take with a [barely audible] speech by a legendary American softly supporting the track in the background,” Henderson notes. “I was wary to not turn the song into a gymnastic display of guitar skill as most singers are guilty of — I’m looking at you Christina Aguilera! — but wanted to add a few firecrackers so as not to put the viewers to sleep. 

“Regarding the amp itself: Wow! I was completely blown away at the low mid-range response. I had a really nice sweet spot with the Wah cocked back to heel position and got it singing nicely. It’s not often that someone can engineer a decent sounding amp out of wood, let alone a box of National Treasures. My only question? ‘Can he please make one for me?’ “

Marcus, I’m sure we can work something out, especially if the music you make with it is as stunningly splendid as this . . .

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